November 2011
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Trying to figure out what my cs instructor wants...
It’s like he’s writing in jibberish.. LOL
Nov 1st
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October 2011
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At a conference, Stephanie Meyer said: “The God... →
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Oct 30th
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Random wrong number chick.
Me: Hello?
Her: Hi, is this jessica?
Me: No sorry you have the wrong number.
Her: Oh okay my bad. *click
Calls back again.
Me: Hello?
Her: Oh god.. *click
LOL too funny.
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NBA owners and players are within striking... →
WOOT!
Oct 28th
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If I ever find those bastards that robbed my house...
I’ma become either a murderer or have alot of assault charges. -___- BASTARD TOOK MY PILLOW CASE <^>
Oct 26th
When your teacher complains about having to grade...
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That awkward moment when the teacher is telling... →
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Teacher: "Have you done your homework?" Student:... →
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emilyhaaa replied to your post: emilyhaaa replied to your post: emilyhaaa replied… playa playa.. idk im confused too….. We’ll leave it at that :D I’ma sleep and hope my school gets bombed tomorrow so I don’t have to go.
Oct 25th
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emilyhaaa replied to your post: emilyhaaa replied to your post: emilyhaaa replied… omg.. lol! ): i dont think i can date someone who has had a kid for jealousy reasons! I’m confused, which ex are we talking about.. LOL I’m not dating the chick who’s had the chick; I’m gonna go mess around with my OTHER ex to piss the one with a kid off.. Idk i’m confused now...
Oct 25th
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emilyhaaa replied to your post: emilyhaaa replied to your post: emilyhaaa replied… is she hot Well she’s pretty or was. Not so much after being prego.. lol
Oct 25th
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emilyhaaa replied to your post: emilyhaaa replied to your post: emilyhaaa replied… yes!! someone that understands! There are a lot of uni-bi’s in the world. My ex that I just ranted about is uni-bi, at least I think she is… YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
Oct 25th
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emilyhaaa replied to your post: emilyhaaa replied to your post: emilyhaaa replied… well.. i liked alexis! but i dont like girls in general LOL ah, you’re one of those bi’s LOL jk idk what that means :[. UNI-BI!
Oct 25th